MOMiTs Gone Wild!

You can't tell what they're discussing. Three don't get to speak much as each time they do, the fourth answers with what looks like a dissertation on mage mechanics. You do catch a bit about fruit flies from him, also. One is a female who seems more fascinated with the water elemental than the discussion at hand. At one point, she gets up and chases the elemental, squealing, "I'm going to catch you, and love you, and squeeze you and name you George." You fear for any pets she may have. The other two remain mostly silent, though one looks very different from the other three. Almost like he's chilling the very air around him. You suggest crowd controlling him since he's obviously unique here.

The tanks approach and aggro. All the mages turn and before the CC can get off, each mage splits off 3 copies of themselves. SIXTEEN MAGES! You don't know which to target. And, ZOMG, the lag!

The raid attempts to aoe the multitude of mages but are continuously interrupted or polymorphed. One of the poly spells turns raid members into a giant taco. They're quickly broken as the mages pelt the raid with arcane blasts, missiles, and the occasional frostbolt.

As the numbers begin to dwindle on the mage copies, one of the mages begins to aoe. It's the strange looking one. A blizzard engulfs half your raid that'd clumped up. They all freeze into giant ice blocks. He's frost! The other mages focus flamestrikes and blizzards on the unfortunate souls.

The other odd part of this fight is that healing spells are not working in this room. The healers try various things but all their healing spells are completely locked out. One of the mages laughs in some sort of accent, "If you won't heal us, you can't heal anybody!"

Luckily for the raid, they're just mages. They have no armor and low hitpoints. The melee tears in and their health drops quickly. Even the healers dps, since they have nothing else to do. The mages try to iceblock but that allows focus fire on one of the other mages. The mages drop like flies and more people survive once the raid stops standing in the blizzards.

Loot is worthless. A couple of tear stained vests and some hearts of darkness. Nobody even knows what those are.