MOMiTs Gone Wild!

So, with the patch come and gone, and with the announcement of new cat and bear forms, I thought it apropos to post a wishlist of sorts, since , as pre Blizz's MO, they didn't really do anything to moonkins ( at least htey fixed the T8 4 set bonus.) So, without any further ado, let's get on with it , shall we?

10. Give back our 5% 4 pc bonus

 Seriously. Bad enough you took it from us, but you gave it to...warlocks? So you gave us their Nightfall, and gave them our 5% crit. Two words for you Blizz. Up yours.

9. A quiet corner to cry in

See #10

8. New weight loss system

It seems obvious that moonkins need to lose weight. Regardless that some* people enjoy to hear my anguished moonkin hoot when I get hurt, it would make it easier to move if I had a lot less weight to move. A fit and svelte moonkin = dps machine.  Just don't use  Richard Simmons as "inspiration".

7. Tom Jones "Sex Bomb"

Know that episode in Family Guy where Peter wishes he had his own traveling music? Same thing, except I want it to play when I dance.

6. Moonkin form usable on mounts

Come on, I should be able to ride my Wintersaber tiger, or my Green Proto Drake, while still being in moonkin form. My thighs and my derriere might suffer some rashes, but that's what various oils, creams, and lotions are for.

5. New spell/attack - giant feather of doom

Pretty self-explanatory. Moonkin specific talent that lets us pluck one of our decorative feathers, enlarge it tenfold, have it gain the density of lead, and canbreak through shields. Usable out of combat, on non-flagged characters, and even on same faction. Gains +500 weapon damage upon breaking any pally shield or bubble.

4. Hello Kitty Tattoo

Know how druids have all those tattoos while in bear form, or kitty form? Well, I want the ability to stamp a Hello Kitty tattoo anywhere on my body ( up to and including my feathery ass). It would be a snarling Hello Kitty, of course ( we do want to be taken seriously, and not be a laughingstock)

3. Moonkin Endgame Boss

This is a much needed addition to the game. Really, how hard would it be to say, make Malfurion turn into a moonkin , or perhaps even as a precursor to him, have a moonkin in the style of Vezax/Sapphiron, acting as the final gatekeeper to Malfurion. ORRRRRR....have a moonkin guarding the entrance to the Emerald Dream.

2. Josh Groban's "In Her Eyes"

See #3. Nothing would be cooler than that song playing in the background, while the moonkin ( with righteous fury at the desecration of  hallowed ground) just beats the tar out of those who think moonkins are Oomkins, steal loot from cloth weares, steal priest staves *cough* and can't dps for shit.

1. Pink Moonkin model

Were not talking hot pink here, a darker tone would suffice, something like a deep cerise, or a fuschia pink. Moonkins need more flair, I think. And if anyone laughs at that, I'll break every single bone in their body, make them bleed through every orifice in their body, and use their ass to wipe their blood off the floor. Just sayin'.

That managed to kill off 45 mins of work, so huzzah. Hopefully next time I can talk about more serious stuff, like gear comparisons, or the Lunar/Solar rotation ( which i'm still undecided on). Ta-tah for now, and if you made it all the way to the end, you need to be more selective  on what you choose to read. ciao!