MOMiTs Gone Wild!

One day Ana (1.Anaea) headed out on a voyage to meet new friends.Outside of the wine bar, a bus (2 Barabus) stopped. No way, she thought. She considered a galleon, (3. Ghalleon) but the crews were wrong,(4.Kuzerong) and controlled by a cartel. (5. Qartel) Then her Irish friend said, “Lass,a car!” (6.Lasicar) So off she went. 

 Upon arriving in Jamaica, she met a troll, who worked with his father and offered to feed her from his tray. (7.Trey)

“Deez (8 Deeze) chickens, eat de necks, (9 Tnec) and dey are dry, notwet, man, (10.Notwhettham) and de Red Stripe brew (11.Breue) is de finest. And Papa! Pasta  (12.Papapasta) for de lady!” 

 How much?” asked Ana. 

 "Free, a blow (13.Riablo) on de cookin’ fire would be much appreciated.  De mom (14.Demom) and me, we have tree children, de first,de second and our turd eat only (15.Arturio) once a day. Two of dem are artistes, justgraduated from Draw Like Us. (16.Dralektus) We be done havin’ dem babies. Gee, vasectomies (17.Guiva) are no fun.(18.Scrot) (Scrot)joke deleted here.) But please, eat!” 

 So Ana ate and then, all her hair fellout! 

 “Whoa, grim, (19.Wogrim) man, choo bald! (20.Choebald) Ok, tee (21.Kaite) only ting do you do isget more help. Can’t you (22. Ganjuu) go see Maximillian? He feed you de wild crickets.” (23.Wildcricket)

 Ana scooped (24.Scoop) up all her belongings along with Liz, (25.Lizaria, first occurrence)the youngest child, and went to snoop (26.Snoop) around and went to Max. (27.Tomax) Inches (28.Inches) away, Ana found Max indisguise(29.Indiskeyes) with his friend Franz, in a (30.Franzina) dress, blue and pink. Death(31.Pinkdeath) awaited the crickets. 

 “Can you please help me?  I need my hairback!” Poor Ana. 

 Franz sniffed the night air. “You must (32.Aerumas first occ.)use your snoz, berries (33.Snozberries) you will find.(note: Franz and Yoda are first kazhens.) (34.Kazahn) And the crickets love to eat berries.  Where you must (Aerumas, second) kill the crickets and bring them to me. Oh,this sunscreen you will take for protection from the rays of UV, you doesn’t (35.Viudas) want a sunburn.”

 “How will I kill a cricket?”  askedAna. 

 Franz replied, “Say, guns (36.Sagun) might work.” 

 So Ana headed out, and without a single misdirect, fired a shot, gathered her prey and headed back.  Franz and Max were NOT happy. 

 “Shot a loon, ya (37.Elunya) idiot. In the leg,too. Boom! Knee(38.Oomni) blow out.   Now he has a twisted claw. (39.Twistedclaw) If he only (40.Fio) could followdirections!  This is NOT a dps race. Now bring me a cricket.” 

 Max agreed, “I concur. Keep (41.Kirke) looking. Meanwhile,your friend can stay. Sing Liz, aria, Lena (Lizaria & 42.Arialena) Horne style please. And put on a bra, this (43.Bracht) this is no nightclub.” 

 When Ana returned with the crickets, she foundMax and Franz stoned, bones (44.Stonebones) lying all around.  Liz was nowhere in sight. This is crazy, she thought. I’ll just go home and play WOW with myfriend, Xanathia.(45.Xanathia) And so she did.  

Heroic mode: (Just for fun and in the event of a tie-which would be two entries arriving at the exact same time.)

Meanwhile, back in Duskwood, Ana (1.Anaea) headed for Karazhan.A theory(2.Xanathia) she had was that she should try a new tack or he, (3.Taccori) meaning Kaite, (4.Kaite) might die bald and she would never grow up to get that astronomy (5.Ana’s alt, Astronoe, who will never grow up!) degree.

 Just then, in Tulku(6.Tulkus)s ran, tipped the (7. Serendipty, a stretch) mage table over and asked,  “Whose new here? (8. Snu) How about you, big bear?”  

“Nay,” Eli (9. Nayeli and 10.Eli) leered.  “And (11. Lyren) what are you looking at?”  

 “A door. Eels, a layer of (12. Adorialea) candy, allkinds.  I do not see a mint,” (13. Sivament) answered Tulkus. (btw, it was Friday night.)I’ll pull RIGHT NOW. Shamen, use your rocks elementals (14.Roxel) and no one willhave to see the mortician.”(15. Mortanio) Sadly, he had not performed a ready check,and they all discovered, once again, that they were perishable.(16. Perishable, a dmom alt.)

 THE END

As told by Arturio, (17.Arturio) the lousy pally, (18. Laotsepally, another dmom alt) to Nightbane and the dragon’s mom.(19.Dragonmom)