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Deathbringer Saurgang 101 - A MoMiT Strategy Guide

jdlgold@gmail.com — Mon, 22 Mar 2010 08:00:00 +0100

Deathbringer Saurfang - Fourth Boss in ICC

Enrage/ expected length of fight

The Gunship Battle - Third "boss" in ICC

No enrage

No real chance of failure

Lady Deathwhisper - 2nd boss in ICC

14 Million Mana + 13.5 Million HP

4-5 Minute fight

Lord Marrowgar - First Boss in ICC

23.7 Million HP

4-5 minute fight

One day Ana (1.Anaea) headed out on a voyage to meet new friends.Outside of the wine bar, a bus (2 Barabus) stopped. No way, she thought. She considered a galleon, (3. Ghalleon) but the crews were wrong,(4.Kuzerong) and controlled by a cartel. (5. Qartel) Then her Irish friend said, “Lass,a car!” (6.Lasicar) So off she went.

Up [...]

Where have all the MoMits gone?

dmommage@gmail.com — Wed, 02 Sep 2009 08:00:00 +0100

One day Ana headed out on a voyage to meet new friends. Outside of the wine bar, a bus stopped. No way, she thought. She considered a galleon, but the crews were wrong, and controlled by a cartel. Then her Irish friend said, “Lass, a car!” So off she went.

Upon arriving in Jamaica, she met a troll, who worked with his father and offered to feed her from his tray.

“Deez chickens, eat de [...]

10 Things I want for my Moonkin

ghalleon@momit.org — Tue, 09 Jun 2009 08:00:00 +0100

So, with the patch come and gone, and with the announcement of new cat and bear forms, I thought it apropos to post a wishlist of sorts, since , as pre Blizz's MO, they didn't really do anything to moonkins ( at least htey fixed the T8 4 set bonus.) So, without any further ado, let's get on with it , shall we?

10. Give back our 5% 4 pc bonus

Seriously. Bad enough you took it from us, but you gave it to...warlocks? So you gave us their Nightfall, and gave them ou [...]

Escape from Gnomeregan - Part III

phoenxhwk@gmail.com — Sun, 03 May 2009 06:00:00 +0100

Escape from Gnomeregan
Part III

When Hamfred came to he was still in the Clean Zone, but there were far fewer gnomes around. Keto was there, his red, curly hair matted to his head with sweat, and next to him was Emi Shortfuse, but most of their fellow civilians were gone. The stairs leading out of the Clean Zone going up to the Clockwerk Run as well as those leading down towards the Dormitories and lower levels were still guarded by grim faced gnome warriors, and a few stone-faced techn [...]

Escape from Gnomeregan - Part II

phoenxhwk@gmail.com — Sun, 03 May 2009 06:00:00 +0100

Escape from Gnomeregan
Part II

Hamfred snapped awake in a cold sweat, his dream of being caught in a cave-in fresh in his mind as he sat up in bed. His heart skipped a beat when he realized the final, thunderous moments of his dream hadn't stopped now that he was awake. The ground shook, and the earthquake sound of breaking rock filled the room; looking over to Keto's bed in the dim light, he saw his brother sitting awake with a look of terror on his face. It wasn't until he heard muf [...]

Escape from Gnomeregan - Part I

phoenxhwk@gmail.com — Sun, 03 May 2009 06:00:00 +0100

Greetings Momits!

Follows is a short story and memoir I recently submitted to the powers that be when Blizzard announced its aspiring author contest. Many thanks to our fearless leader for her encouragement and suggestions.

Apologies for the format; I'm not specced to blog, so I'm not certain how this will show up when I'm done . . .

Cheers,

Hamfred Bubblecork III, Esq.
Grand Master Mage Extraordanaire, Grand Master Engineer of Excellence, Master Cook of Cook [...]

Chapter The End - Momit Raided

bush.adam@gmail.com — Mon, 06 Apr 2009 17:24:29 +0100

The raid at last steps into the final room to face the last boss. She's legendary and you've been awaiting this fight for a while. What could this room have in store for the raid? What epic tales will you be able to post in the realm forums of your glory here? You enter with excitement and a hint trepidation...

You see her sitting up on a pedestal. She cooly stares you down. There's a black cat in her arms, which she gently pets as she grins wickedly at your raid. She whispers somethi [...]

Chapter Almost There - Momit Raided

bush.adam@gmail.com — Fri, 03 Apr 2009 16:35:01 +0100

You think you have to be nearing the end of this dungeon. It sure has gone on for a long while now. Once again, you step into a new room.

You see two paladins, one on each edge. One is shorter and uglier than the other and you can't tell if the short one might be a woman. Is that facial hair or has she/he just not bathed in a long while? The tall one is splendid looking, very regal. Your eyes are drawn to him as the most glorious thing in the room. You guess these are the healers. Y [...]

Chapter The Next - Momit Raided

bush.adam@gmail.com — Thu, 02 Apr 2009 17:22:51 +0100

You finally make it to the next boss encounter to find the room rather busy. You can't tell what all is here as far as classes go.

You spot what you think are two paladins chatting. They both carry large two handed weapons. One keeps talking about class changes and randomly bursts into tears. The other tries to comfort him.

You watch as some tiny fellow goes racing and jumping around the room. He never stops running around and each time he runs into something, he makes a weird n [...]

Chapter Cinco - Momit Raided

bush.adam@gmail.com — Fri, 27 Mar 2009 18:36:01 +0100

As the raid proceeds to the next room, you spot a bear druid sitting on his rump. He's happily sitting there, humming some song and waving his paw in the air.

Another druid, this should be pretty easy. The raid engages.

Nothing out of the ordinary happens for the first 25%. But at that time, he changes forms. Not to another druid form, but to another class. He changes into a shaman!

Nothing unusual about the shaman either. Seems like a tank and spank so far. But after [...]

Chapter Four - Momit Raided

bush.adam@gmail.com — Tue, 24 Mar 2009 12:48:03 +0100

The next boss encounter is just through the very next door. You see a very short individual. He's wearing a horned, steel helm that reminds you of something out of mythology and has bright pink pigtails poking out of the helm...somehow. He's also got a pet. A little thing with a large shield that keeps rubbing his back on walls like he's got an itch. You're not certain what class this boss is.

The tanks engage the fight. It's simple enough. The boss seems to be a priest. He smites the raid, [...]

Chapter C - Momit Raided

bush.adam@gmail.com — Fri, 20 Mar 2009 12:34:24 +0100

The raid has moved on. You now enter a room with four mages sitting around a table arguing with each other. Occasionally, one will start crying and a little water elemental will stop by that mage and collect the tears in a jar.

You can't tell what they're discussing. Three don't get to speak much as each time they do, the fourth answers with what looks like a dissertation on mage mechanics. You do catch a bit about fruit flies from him, also. One is a female who seems more fascinated wi [...]

Chapter II - Momit Raided

bush.adam@gmail.com — Thu, 19 Mar 2009 12:46:28 +0100

After clearing through trash, you reach the next encounter. So you think. The room looks empty. Quizzically, the raid enters the room, slowly looking around. Must be a bug. Or rushed development, someone suggests.

Your tanks continue to inch forward. With a hiss, one is stunned, and the second is being attacked by a cat druid who'd been prowling behind the raid. The tank is dropping fast! When the raid attempts to target him, he transforms into a giant bear...crap.

His name i [...]

G-Style, part II

ghalleon@momit.org — Thu, 19 Mar 2009 06:00:00 +0100

Back for more goodness, I see. Let's dive right in..

So you want to head on to Naxx and smoosh some stuff right? Well homie don't play the impatient and unprepared game. But that's why you're here, to learn from the master ( a moment while i swear i can hear a million HaHaHaHa's going on from somewhere...).

Stat allocation

Generally your stat priority will be hit > spl dmg > haste> crit > everything else, till you're hit capped. Then its spld dmg&nbs [...]

Rockin' your moonkin, G-style

ghalleon@momit.org — Thu, 19 Mar 2009 06:00:00 +0100

So another St. Patrick's has come and gone, and not fast enough at that. Hopefully everyone had their fill of alcohol, but not too much, unlike the patrons of my hotel ( or more specifically the Pub attached to it). As much as I like to throw people out and occasionally break a few bones, I'm beyond that age where that defined fun; now it's more of a nuisance and bother. ( However, I will admit that there was satisfaction in holding a guy in a blood choke, while his girlfrien [...]

Chapter 1 - Momit Raided

bush.adam@gmail.com — Wed, 18 Mar 2009 18:24:34 +0100

The raid walks into the first boss encounter. You're loose, spirits are high. Trash was easy, nobody died. Shamans with bows, what kind of joke is this place?

You encounter a woman. You target her. Her name is Mother. Mother of what? The raid doesn't wait for you to ponder. She's very friendly. She welcomes you to her home, offers you some biscuits, and she goes so far as to offer some free gear enchants. The moment somebody approaches to take her up on this offer, not all raidmate [...]