So, the Love Festival has come and gone, and good riddance. If I had to hear one more person mention "candy bag" I imagine you'd be seeing a furry moonkin atop the SW fountain sniping people who mentioned the words " mend pls" or "wtb candy bags". But I digress...
One of the biggest news to come out is Ulduar, and if you haven't read it, you can view it http://www.wow-europe.com/en/info/underdev/3p1/ulduar.xml. Personally, having Yogg-Saron in any form is exciting, and as some posters have mentioned, its likely that we would only fight a part of Yogg, like C'thun. It seems implied by all the questing I've done in Northrend that Yoggy ( as he is affectionately called) is present in the entire area of Northrend; indeed, I tend to agree with those who say he is under the entire continent. Nevertheless, it would be quite interesting to fight even a part of Yogg, considering he likes to whisper people, a Volash type of fight would sure spice things up a little.
Now to continue with this theme, I would like to add 5 things I hope are included in Ulduar. So, let's begin, shall we?
#5 - Loken / Thorim duel, ala Faceoff
If any of you have done the Thorim/Hodir chain, you know why I want this. I want to kick Loken's ass for manipulating me, and him disguising himself as a hot woman ( albeit a bluish and giantish one) is not enough compensation, nor is cutting his tongue. I want to make him bleed, and bleed some more.
#4 - Yoggy
As it was with Cthun, so it is with Yoggy. I would love to see how they would portay his boss image, I hope it's akin to C'thun actually just being a part of the whole old god, I think it was an eyeball of him. Seeing as how the Forgotten ones look like, i would expect something like slimy with tentacles...then again, those old gods sure liked ebing slimy and tentacly.
# 3 - Bulldozers
By which I mean, machines that bust things up. It would be so cool if there was a place somewhere in Ulduar where the raid had to " bust a hole in the wall" so to speak, in order to further progress in the dungeon. I'm not talking about a boss fight, just a means of conveyance to get to the boss. it would be like Bob the builder meets Mad Max meets Journey to the Center of the Earth.
#2 - Mechagnomes
Seriously, who wouldn't want a slew of screaming mechanical gnomes out for your blood? I mean, mechanical gnomes. Need i say more, sirrah? ( Ok I will, it would be all like "take that Deeze, take that Pink, take that Deeze...priceless gnome punting).
#1 - P-Wing
Imagine getting to the end, doing the hard version of Yoggy, then finding that " Sorry, your worm is in another castle/Citadel, but hey, you did good, so here's a P-wi...errr...Emblem of Conquest to help you on your next mission". Epic.
So ends another rambling, early morning diatribe from yours truly. Perhaps next time i shall write something actually worthwhile, besides mindless drivel. Then again, one of these days tnec, or Art, might actually shower. Who knows. I leave you with this thought
" If druids can change shape, then why can't we choose the colour of our exterior skin? I say, if I want pink feathers, then pink feathers I should have. Flamingos are pink, why can't I?"
