So another St. Patrick's has come and gone, and not fast enough at that. Hopefully everyone had their fill of alcohol, but not too much, unlike the patrons of my hotel ( or more specifically the Pub attached to it). As much as I like to throw people out and occasionally break a few bones, I'm beyond that age where that defined fun; now it's more of a nuisance and bother. ( However, I will admit that there was satisfaction in holding a guy in a blood choke, while his girlfriend demands to see the GM...upon which I present my business card and tell her she can call me in the morning and explain why her boyfriend decided to try and hit me with a chair, thus leading to his present state of unconsciousness..thug gm anyone?). Anyways, I hate St Patrick's day. Let's get on with helping our fellow moonkins l2dps....
So..you're a fledgling 80 moonkin who wants to pew-pew. No? You say you'd rather QQ about our lack of pvp survival, our lack of on-demand burst, that starfall sucks as an end tier talent, or that innervate might get shafted in the upcoming patch? Worst of all, no pink feather models, you say ? Then gtfo, the mage and pally forums are ====>>>>>.
If you're made of sterner stuff, welcome. And you better believe you'll face a lot of flak. You'll have fellow druids ( as if other caster classes weren't enough) up in your grill about you rolling on cloth, since we're only suppsoed to wear leather. You'll have people saying druids only heal or tank. People will say dps and moonkin don't jive. You'll have people saying we're ugly looking. Or that we smell. In some cases this is true ( Tnec), which makes it worse. While I can't help with the ugly part or the smell, i can help with the dps part. But first...
MOONKINS DO NOT MOONFIRE SPAM. IF YOU SEE ONE, GO UP TO THAT MOONKIN, SAY "SILLY CHICKEN", THEN REPEATEDLY SLAP THEM TILL THEY REROLL A ROUGE. THAT'S RIGHT, A ROUGE. THAT'S THE ONLY CLASS THEY'LL BE ABLE TO PLAY AFTER THAT BITCH SLAP YOU GAVE THEM.
Alright, now that the ranting is done, let's get on with how a moonkin rolls...after the break ....( don't you hate it when people leave you high and dry?)
