You finally make it to the next boss encounter to find the room rather busy. You can't tell what all is here as far as classes go.
You spot what you think are two paladins chatting. They both carry large two handed weapons. One keeps talking about class changes and randomly bursts into tears. The other tries to comfort him.
You watch as some tiny fellow goes racing and jumping around the room. He never stops running around and each time he runs into something, he makes a weird noise. He's carrying two weapons 3 times his height. You have no idea how he's not falling over.
There's another one that looks very much like the previous boss. He's just sitting there. He looks afk. Random other people keep poking him.
There's also one lonely priest in here. He randomly insults everybody in the room, the little guy more than anybody else.
Assignments go out and the raid attacks, targeting the priest (since he's probably a healer). The little one intercepts the attack, making his noises again. He then jumps into the raid as he yells, "WHIRLWIND! BLAAAAAAAAADESTOOOOOOOOORM! Post the damage!" He continues to bounce around the raid, jumping from member to member.
The paladins run in, dropping consecrate on the raid. One of them stops halfway towards the raid with her mace raised. She jumps forward a few feet, stops again, and suddenly she's gone. Nobody seems to find this unusual.
The afk guy is still afk. Nobody finds this odd either.
The priest isn't healing anybody. He's shifted to shadow form and starts dotting everyone and fearing people. The priest laughs at the insane, whooping guy as he's taken down by the raid.
The remaining paladin is going down. Somehow, he seems to be doing more damage to himself than to the raid. He yells at the priest to heal him. The priest yells back, "you're a paladin, heal yourself!" The paladin is down and you think he may have killed himself.
The raid focuses on the priest now and he goes down easy enough without any plate to run interference.
And the fight is over even though the afk guy is still up. The raid can still loot. It's all healing gear.
